"I'm Big Boss, and so are you"
I'm a super cool trans girl who is massively closeted (so sad). I have 20 purbillion dollars in cash in a tresure chest buried somewhere in Guatamala from my time working on the hit film Harold and the Purple Crayon as the director (Haroldheads rise up!). ALSO I FUCKING HATE DESPICABLE ME 4! ABSOLUTE SHIT FILM! GRU DESERVED BETTER!